Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.

When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!

by Denisha May 11, 2006

faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

fking

Fucking. Used mainly in IRC.

I fking hate you, ya fking asshole.

by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005

faking (fakin)

1. To call someone out to a fight and back down out of fear
2. To try to appear tough and hard but really be a little bitch on the inside
3. To use lies and false propaganda to make it seem as if you are a pimp or a G
This word is basically like the dictionary version of the word "fake" in that is has to do with appearing false as a negative act.

1. "Ey ain't that them niggaz from Leewood?"
-"Man hell yea, but don't waste ya time, them niggaz fakin"
2. "Ey I'm trynna unload on them niggaz cuz, I heard they was fakin on me
3."Cuz you be fakin liiike, (you be fakin riiight)- Backyard Band 9-29-03

by Mister_12G January 26, 2005

Faking the Snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.

Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.

(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.

(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)

by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017