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Fuzzy Wuzzy

(proper noun) The only bear made famous for having an embarrasing condition called alopecia. He was later immortalized in song that led to his tragic death. He was found face down with traces of honey comb on his mouth and an empty bottle of propecia stuck to his sticky, honey covered paw while that fateful song had been set to "repeat" on his ipod.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair"
by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010
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fuzzy-wuzzy

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
by JNJ April 23, 2005
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Fuzzy wuzzy

:Was a bear, fuzzy wussy has no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy, was he?
Yo! Is that fuzzy wuzzy?
by Billybobjow December 29, 2021
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Fuzzy Wuzzy

'A Bear with no hair'
A large gay man who would usually be characterized as a "Bear" but who has no hair.
Person 1:"David is dating a Bear"
Person 2:"What?"
Person 3:"He's not dating a Bear, he's dating a Fuzzy Wuzzy."
Person 2:"Oh that makes more since, seeing as David hates hair."
by ambergoose April 24, 2010
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Fuzzy Wuzzy

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?
by duexmachina September 10, 2009
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fuzzy-wuzzy

Very cute, fuzzy and possibly baby-talk.
similar to Moo
ooga wooga fuzzy-wuzzy bunny-wunny!
by Noodles April 21, 2005
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Fuzzy Wuzzy

A girly that is hairy in all the wrong places.
Example: Facial hair, lower back, excesive hair basicly anywhere.
by ISAACROLLO March 24, 2008
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