Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

by McDad March 18, 2010

fusterated

Frustrated for the Spelling Retarded

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.

by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

Fatigate

A word used to describe someone who is acting sad, dark, or melancholy.

A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.

Dude, I just dont know what to do with my life. Nothing works out ever. Everything just feels so bleak.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.

by spiderbear822 December 26, 2012

Fustrated

Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.

Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.

by 3-E September 26, 2006

fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

festicate

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

by simmie April 4, 2015