ficsexual

Someone who is only attracted to fictional characters from books, TV shows, or movies.

Emma: Who are you crushing on?
Analise: Dr. Spencer Reid! He's so attractive!

Emma: Who's that?
Analise: A character on Criminal Minds.
Emma: DO YOU LIKE ANYONE YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
Analise: lol, no! I'm a ficsexual!

by lpssocute November 1, 2013

foursexual

Foursexuality(or 4sexual) is a sexual attraction to the number 4. Foursexuals often remark "it's four" upon seeing or hearing the number four or any homophone of its pronunciation.

Beta: Why do you keep saying "it's 4".
Alpha: I am a foursexual.

by hassan esports August 24, 2021

Firesexual

A cult that brings the sass and fire. They also scream for our leaders lesbian shoulders.

"LETS GO FIRESEXUALS! LETS GO!"

by Queer.kiind June 2, 2020

fitsexual

Someone who is attracted to a healthy and fit person of the opposite sex/gender.

Jerry is dating Amanda from the gym, he must be a fitsexual!

by Mr.sir1776 June 21, 2023

ferbsexuals

People who are sexually attracted to the fictional character Ferb from the TV show Phineas and Ferb.

Omg, Ferb is so hot, his green hair and purple pants really turn me onnn, I must be one of those ferbsexuals.

by Like, an amazing guy November 27, 2021

Faisexual

A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.

Wow look at this group of Faisexuals

by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019

furnisexual

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004