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funky chicken 

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)
Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

funky chicken 

Fighting sleep to the point where you can't keep your head up, then snapping your head back up to remain awake.
Max was up all night studying, and was doing the funky chicken during class the next day.
funky chicken by mrshill1962 May 25, 2006

funky chicken 

An anonymous pointless word. Said when an anonymous noun is required. Said at random times when something slightly out of the ordinary happens.
Woo! We scored a goal! Funky chicken!

funky chicken 

WOW - he nailed that funky chicken
funky chicken by ExitNow July 26, 2004

Funky Chicken 

A sexual act that involves giving an elbow job to two different guys at once, resulting in a chicken like arm flapping motion.
There were so many girls giving out funky chickens last night, it looked like a hen house.
Funky Chicken by Methuselah G August 10, 2016

Funky chicken 

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly
Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.
Funky chicken by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019