Fudgey Uterus

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.

Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010

Dirty Fudgey

When your partner licks your corn hole while you deficate in his or her mouth. This usually occurs in the bath tub.

Kendraina gave me a dirty fudgey last night.

by HarveySpecter February 1, 2018

Fudgey Carol

A fudgey Carol is when you creampie a female while fingering her rectum, then scoop out creampie with rectum finger(s) and shove them in your partner's mouth.

For our anniversary, she let me give her a fudgey carol.

by BlumpKinz420 September 22, 2018

fudgey monkeys

A curse word to be used in times of frustration.

Fudgey monkeys, my computer isn't working.

by imyjimmy October 20, 2008

fudgey bongos

a more polite way of saying the commonly used phrase "fucking hell". this is a rarely used term as only those who are clever and sexy enough use it, such as laura bristow, jonny lee and toolbox tom

" oh fudgey bongos"
"fudgey bongos that bastard has stolen my penny farthing"

by Laura/Jonny/Toolbox Tom March 28, 2007

fudgey nuggets

an exclamation used where fuck is inappropriate.

Video Game Narrator: You've just been eaten by Godzilla!
You: FUDGEY NUGGETS!

by AnonymousMan87 September 11, 2007

Fudgey Ponker

Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.

Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.

Did you see that fudgey ponker on fb?

by Kcole86 February 12, 2023