my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

by dildo777 December 29, 2020

boo fucking hoo

A display of mock or sarcastic sympathy. Often used in reply to someone whining about something that is his or her own fault or that is ultimately unimportant.

You: My mom is such a bitch! She caught me peeing on the cat and now I'm grounded!
Me: Boo fucking hoo.

- or -

You: I dropped my ice cream on the ground! My day is ruined!
Me: Boo fucking hoo.

by Bug0 May 24, 2008

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

Am so fucking hungry

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

by the_man_comes_around March 12, 2011

fucking hell

A variation on bloody hell, only less British.

"Dude, my car just got towed."

"Fucking hell!"

by erin® November 26, 2003

Oh Fucking Hey

What mean guys say when they're about to jock.

Oh fucking heyyy dude, ready to drop a duce on these retards?

by ii epic426 ii September 29, 2010

fucking head

what most politicians have but do not use

My area MP lost his fucking head before he even got elected.

by jumakiss_ December 1, 2017