by the tagger May 10, 2009
Get the Fuck you in the Eyemug. by Mo5e5 October 17, 2018
Get the fuck me in the eyesmug. When a person looks at you a certain way, their eyes get bigger and they just look a little more innocent
by Charlie’sAngels April 13, 2022
Get the Fuck me eyemug. There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.
by Jazzual March 24, 2013
Get the fuck eyesmug. Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007
Get the fuck eyesmug. 1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
by technohermit February 19, 2008
Get the fuck eyemug. by Fuckmeeyesfazz December 1, 2021
Get the Fuck me eyesmug.