Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

Fuckatopia

An ideal place or perfect society...where everyone is fucking.

Man, I heard the party this weekend is going to be a fuckatopia!

by dirtyhippie June 20, 2008

fuckatarian

fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"

Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!

by Jointgurl August 17, 2016

fuckatarian

fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"

Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!

by Jointgurl August 17, 2016

editorphouis fuckterishous

A condition typically diagnosed to Urban Dictionary volunteer editors when the power of rejecting someone's word gives them an unhealthy addiction to shoving computer mouses and keyboards up their assholes and ejaculating all over the urban dictionary web page.

Dude did you hear about that poor bastard in apartment 2A, hes a volunteer editor and has been diagnosed with editorphouis fuckterishous, a condition that has no known cure and ruins innocent internet lives around them.

by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016

fucketarian

(n.) a person that likes to give a lot of head, they live off of it

Yo, that bitch from Milton was such a fucketarian.

by Macie and Kristin September 28, 2005

fucktorial

a reoccuring mind-fuck which ends in anyeurism

1st guy: I wonder, can god create an object he can't destroy?
2nd guy: what a fucktorial!

by Lampshade Assasin December 12, 2008