fuckaround

Term used when you're annoyed with someone who's doing something especially stupid or who's actions are causing more work for you. Particularly useful in a work setting.

Ah Fuckaround! You sure fucked that up. Thanks alot!

by Lady Jay July 26, 2006

the fuckaround squad

That squad of Bape and Supreme wearing douchebags with hats and low jeans who walk around real slow and end every sentence with "like wussup" and always try to act tough. You can find the fuckaround squad roaming the halls during class or cyphing right outside school for no good reason.

"Wow the fuckaround squad is always cutting class to fuck around and play football in the hallway."

"Yo I'm having a free Sunday night. You comin?"
Me: "dude wtf sunday night?"
"yeah dude we can just fuck monday"
Me: "and do what?"
"just fuck around like wussup"

supreme

by sadasdadasaf October 28, 2014

Fuckaround Gang

Originating from the suburbs, these individuals travel in packs pillaging and taking advantage of the good nature of others.

Synonyms: poor, spineless

There’s puke on my porch, the kraken is missing, there’s residue on my bathroom sink, the case for fifa ‘18 is missing, and there were tinder rendezvous in my living room... Who the fuck invited fuckaround gang?

by Qanon95 October 30, 2018

Fuckaround fuck

N. A tactic used by lawyers to distract an adversary with seeming inattention and incompetence as to the matter at hand while actually preparing to destroy his case by surprise.

"I learned that my client was a bigamist only after the D.A. pulled the fuckaround fuck on me."

by Ishtamo November 1, 2007

Fuckfoundered

1. A disability in which, a male or female can fuck so much In a few consequitive days that they no longer have the ability to walk in any comprehensible normal fashion.

2. Originated in cattle country,(typically Montana or Oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so damn much nutrient rich grass or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it's hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). "End its life". Ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.

Kid A, "Hey jimmy, you see Angie and Brett try to walk to gym class this afternoon?
Kid B, " yeah bro. Took them ten minutes to get to lockers. I think they both Fuckfoundered over the long weekend".

Kid A, we gunna have to put 'em down?
Kid B, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.

Kid A, wish I could Fuckfounder instead of fist Fuckfounder. I need myself a partner.

by maddog65 March 6, 2016

Fuckaroundarama

The re-buy period of a poker tournament. Particularly when the cost of re-buying is significantly cheaper than the entry fee.

Bob: Dude why did you go all-in pre-flop with A-5?
Jim: It's alright, it was still the fuckaroundarama.

by random kid1 August 11, 2010

Jose Fuckaround

1) Typically a military term used to refer to someone who is refusing to disclose their full knowledge about a particular subject or issue. 2) When someone looses total control of a situation due to their incompetence or lack of leadership abilities.

1) I think this guy is playing Jose Fuckaround with me because he isn't telling me shit!

2) You need to stop playing Jose Fuckaround and get these guys back to work!

3) That guy is playing Jose Fuckaround because he isn't getting shit done!

4) This has turned into a real Jose Fuckaround!

by 1BMF January 2, 2010