Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020

Fuck O' Clock

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.

Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!

by Harold Q Poppinjay January 21, 2011

fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

mother fuck-o

mother fucker: some one that fucks their mum like mark mcumic from great britin.

sed by the greatest white guys ever....
INSANE CLOWN POSSE

by juggalo this February 6, 2005

give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016