fuck monkey

a girlfriend who wont take no for an answer

dude shayon and shahins girlfriend are acting like major fuck monkies

by aurash February 25, 2005

fuck monkey

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.

sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!

by omgsteffie January 4, 2008

fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

fuck monkey

a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x

ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey

by emo defender January 18, 2007

Fuck Monkey

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008

Fuck Monkey

when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.

im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey

by jeremy nemeth bitch June 14, 2007

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024