Buckle your fuckle

When you buckle your fuckle, you’re getting ready for some shit to go down.

Bob: “Hey Jon, you better buckle your fuckle.”
Jon: “Why?”
Bob: “Some shit is about to go down.”

by Thecl June 2, 2018

Funcle

The fun uncle.

Dang, your funcle Noah parties harder than I do -Everyone

by Rose527 May 3, 2017

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Fuckleknuckle

A person who is, or is being, an equal mix of a Fuckstick and a Knuckle head

Hey Fuckleknuckle, get back over here! Don't you know you can't just go around acting like such an idiot.

by Whatcha thinking bout? July 8, 2011

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Fuccessories

Any accessory item purchased or obtained for use during sex (schoolgirl-style miniskirts, fuzzy handcuffs, marshmallow-flavoured body powder).

"I heard he had a slight schoolgirl fetish, so before we hooked up, I had to go shopping for fuccessories."

by TheoraJones July 2, 2012

Fucklepop

Noun- the noise when oral sex is practiced.

Verb- to noisily suck on one's genital.

Noun- "Damn, that girl's fucklepop last night was so loud!"

Verb- "She fucklepopped his dick""

by xkawingx May 10, 2010