Fruitless Pursuit

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

by grounddpt May 14, 2021

fruityass

basically a really obvious queer or a straight guy who acts like it

So I hear Bobby Joe is gonna get a seaweed wrap. What a fuckin fruityass!

by noctem May 11, 2004

fruitynew0

sus and poggers person in Kanibaru (join the discord server today)

"fruitynew0 pog"
"fax"

by JustJoon June 10, 2021

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020