Step away from the birds

Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.

Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."

by pdferguson December 29, 2010

home away from home

place where you hang out like it’s your second home

“ where is Bob?”

“he’s at his home away from home”

by goawaythisisnt4u October 13, 2017

eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

by dogtheist101 June 10, 2018

takes away from the table

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

falling away from me

Falling away from me is a song by the nu metal band Korn from their album issues.

"Falling away from me"

by Korn4Life May 3, 2018

takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010