Frying the frog

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|

"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."

by lesfile January 1, 2008

Eat the frog

To work at your most important and most difficult task first. This helps you use your best energy to accomplish great things. It gives you confidence and boosts you to tackle the rest of your day with enthusiasm!

Tomorrow morning, I'm just going to eat the frog and get that job application in!

by elocution January 12, 2018

Frog Smile

Involves no penile or vaginal contact. It requires you getting naked. Okay, I lied, it requires penile contact. You do a leapfrog, but you're both naked, and the guy leapfrogs over the girl, and the penis drags all along the backside of the girl.

Last night, we wanted to get it on, but we wanted exercise too, so he gave me a frog smile.

by linkmann September 21, 2015

Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.

Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.

by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013

FORGOBLINSAKE

FORGOBLINSAKE Is the verbal/written memorable cause/effect. Anything may/might have been TOO affecting.

FORGOBLINSAKE! Don't EVER say that word again - even as a joke!

by FABARM October 23, 2018

Araki forgot

A JoJoke in where it states the original author of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Araki, forgot some necessary things that would've patched plot holes and even certain arcs.

Person 1: Why didn't Joseph in part 4 just use Hermit Purples spirit image ability to find Kira? And why did Golden Experience lose it's "heightened senses" punch effect?
Person 2: Araki forgot

by fat yosh October 30, 2018

frog book

A comic book about the character Cyberfrog by Ethan Van Sciver.

"Where is my frog book, fat-man?!"

by Flippin' Through September 10, 2020