Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Fiddledicking

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Frindle

any pen, specially a gold ballpoint pen.

I need a frindle to write my letter.

by anabel11 March 8, 2015

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

fiddlepop

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.

"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"

by liamcool February 3, 2017

promise fiddle

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

by Snacks N Kits September 5, 2011