rusty French horn

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.

After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.

by Michael P. May 4, 2005

French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.

Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome

by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011

french horn solo

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.

Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.

by The musician January 24, 2017

French horn player

Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!

Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!

by amazing_frenchhornist December 9, 2011

French Horn

1)The French horn is that smexy instrument with the nice curves.
2) it's that greatest instrument e v e r

John: Wow you play the French Horn ?
Katie: Yeah! I'm even first chair!
John : Have my babies

by SinningTrash December 15, 2016

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010

French Horn Player

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

by cripforlife May 2, 2010