Freeman

A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.

Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"

Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"

by Speed Bag September 19, 2006

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A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.

Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.

by Musik4Lyfe July 8, 2010

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A breed from the male species which is strongly convinced that being single was and is the best thing before sliced bread. Despite all attempts by family and friends to get them a girlfriend their stance remains firm.

Warning: Though they may seem to be too close to your crush do not give in...She's probably their cousin

Girl1: That guy over there looks like a catch
Girl2: Don't waste your time...volcanos grew cold waiting for him to date. Such a freeman

by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016

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When having unprotected sex in the missionary position with the man on top, the woman may wrap her legs around the man to stop him from pulling out. To make sure that the man can pull out he punches the women in the face until she either releases her legs, gets knocked unconscious or dies from the punches ensuring that the man walks away a freeman.

Steve: Hey Todd how was sex with Kelly last night?
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.

by El Mondo April 19, 2019

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A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.

-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.

I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!

by Nite of Nat October 14, 2007

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