fpm

fresh pussy mouth

She left my house and i had fpm🤪

by itttssssaaajokeeee July 25, 2019

FPMSL

Fucking Pissed Myself Lauging

"FPMSL. He just said that his Honda could beat my Merkur!"

by MerkXRTurbo March 4, 2005

FPMITAP

Acronym for Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass Prison, a maximum security prison where you are likely to be on the wrong end of homosexual abuse.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

FPMAO

Fist Pumping My Ass Off..like the guidos!

I was totally FPMAO at that party last night!

by loveej January 14, 2011

fpms

Fucking pissed myself.

- "I just deleted a customers database."

- fpms

by Mr Prick May 8, 2021

fpms

Fewer problems more solutions

Seth Fewer will bring America FPMS

by Seth.fewer March 14, 2025