Forlorn Porn

Porn that you only watch when you're depressed.

My depression's been getting worse. I oughta stock up on the Forlorn Porn.

Thank God for Forlorn Porn. It always knows how to make me feel slightly better.

by DoctorAwkward December 03, 2007

forlorn hope

The forlorn hope were the first company of soldiers to go through the hole blown in the walls of a fortress by the siege guns. Their survival was doubtful, and to lead one and live brought reputation.

Alright ye forlorn hope, once more unto the breach.

by wright May 15, 2005

forlornicate

a miserable encounter, despondent intimate communion, lacklustre, free of smiles and laden with the foreboding of future obligations coupled with lament of tasks not attended to properly in the past. a generally sad affair

I'd rather forlornicate perfunctorily with my ex than read /that/ newspaper.

by foregonedelusion July 25, 2023