Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.
by x_Shortie January 24, 2008
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Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
by Giant Peach November 19, 2005
Get the spooning leads to forking mug.1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
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2- he looked like a fooking mess
3- you should have seen the fooking his dad gave him afterward!
by chugg3h June 9, 2003
Get the fooking mug.They were froking earlier today at the course. I wish I could froke today. I love to froke. Froking should be a part of every man's life.
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