real estate

Oh my god Benjamin, with that many photos, your photo board will have no more real estate!
by ahuyhuyy July 25, 2022
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Real Estate

A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.
"I'm gonna buy some more real estate"
by James January 18, 2005
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Real Estate

The best park in a parking lot, usually near the exit of the lot or near the entrance of the supermarket, shopping centre or mall.

When looking for a car park these are the first spaces you look for

See Also: Dream Park
1. "I am going to drive near the door and see if there is any real estate"

2. "That jerk in front of me took my real estate"
by Tom Hung March 24, 2006
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It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
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uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish
howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions
by bobbycuzin August 27, 2007
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free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF
Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.
by GMRMOM April 01, 2018
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Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.
While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.
by Barbados Ahoy! January 09, 2009
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