FMJ

Fuck My Job.

Expression used when bitching about ones job.

They made me clean the garbage cans at work today. FMJ
or
Ive been working since, 8 am, and I didnt even get a second to eat something or take even take a piss. FMJ

by Person With Alot of Angst July 7, 2011

#fmj

Forget My Job or F@%k My Job

#FMJ I hate Mondays

by Bippies April 22, 2018

FMJ

Fuck My Job

Zoe: "How's work going?"
Matt: "FMJ Zoe, FMJ. I am really over today, not one thing has gone to plan."
Zoe: "Oh. YOLO."

by Zoeeeee June 4, 2013

FMJ

Foul Mouthed Jerk - a now-legendary term from a disgruntled poster on an automotive internet forum, to a group of fellow posters he took offence to. The other posters turned it into a humourous term for someone they liked. Originally used in a derogatory fashion, it is now used to denote yourself as someone you're proud to be (like a rebel) and you wear it on t-shirts and greet other FMJs with it. There is even a racing team devoted to the term and it was probably not the original poster's intentions to make it as big as it has become.

Hey, what's doing FMJs; Are all you FMJs going tonight; What are you FMJs doing on the weekend?

by Aussie740Limo July 24, 2008

FMJ

FMJ- Fingering, Making out, And jerking him off. All at the same time. He would be fingering the girl, She would be jerking him off, and you would be making out while all of this is going on. Its quite satisfying. It also makes an amazing sound. Two moans in harmony,

"this weekend my boyufriend and I tried FMJ, it was great,"

by Mj1232001 August 22, 2016

FMJ

fuck me julian

Tony really changed his name to fmj?

by qunt@vu September 11, 2020

fmj

fuck me julian aka mad on imvu

tony changed his imvu name to fmj

by qunt@vu September 11, 2020