Floaties

A type of inflatable that you use to float on water.

Hey, I can't swim give me your floaties.

by oFloaties November 22, 2016

floaties

Small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.

Dude, don't you know how to flush? You left floaties!

by Michael Sutthampham May 7, 2005

Eye Floaties

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.

Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties

by Dinukun August 19, 2009

Floatie

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.

Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.

by Cassandra C December 28, 2005

floaties

The abstract shapes you see after staring at light or rubbing your eyes.

"I stared at the sun and now I can't see around my floaties."

by KorZ96 April 23, 2017

Deep sea diving with the floaties on

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.

Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!

by LPeezy February 2, 2022

Floaties

The separation of juicy material in craft beer.

Focal banger and heady topper are so juicy that floaties appear when the juiciness separates.

by #fanboy June 26, 2017