A Floridian is one of the most unique species of the US states. Unlike other states, we don’t have a certain memo. We’re a bit of everything, black, asian, white, and (mostly) hispanic/latinos. Many people aren’t necessarily proud to be / live in Florida. Many people think we are “ghetto”, but in reality, we just know how to have fun. Other states make fun of us, but we know how to take it, and make it our ‘own’ thing. Like the Florida man joke, we accepted the joke and we moved on. Cause we’re Floridians and we don’t let stupid sh*t bother us. Floridians love, love, lovee PUBLIX. We know the store layout like the back of our hands. (Unless you’re unfortunately forced to go to a different one.) We also have Walgreens, which is kind of sucky with the medicine and slow, but its good nonetheless. My family moved to Florida in 2014 from Argentina. And honestly in my 9 years of living in Florida, ive never gotten bored of it. Theres always something to do, or some crazy people doing ridiculous stuff you wouldn't see anywhere else. The only downside of Florida right now, is the shitty mayor. But besides that, no matter what people say about my state, i will always be proud to be Floridian. Cuz were unique!!
Person from ohio: Look at that cr@ckhead from Florida!!
Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!
Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.
Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!
Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.
by Bandit6O June 29, 2023
Most people think: Oh, everyone in Florida is rich or Mexican.
I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.
And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-
We know one, though...
I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.
And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-
We know one, though...
Floridian: Hi people...
Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.
Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.
Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!
Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.
Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.
Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!
by I'mNotUsingMyRealName. September 17, 2011
by Allison April 11, 2004
Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.
"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"
"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
by Pill Collins January 12, 2010
My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle
by Texas slap fest March 12, 2015
The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.
Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.
by thicc guy July 14, 2019
by Count Cockula October 07, 2019