Florida Gators

The name given to sports teams of the University of Florida. Who's football team is the most recognizable. Who's fans are almost as annoying as New York Jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. Who's quarter back. Tim Tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(I mean who can't bowl over small and weak tackling DB's if they're 6'3 240 lbs? Or run 4 yards into the endzone?). Who's also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better Florida football programs(Florida State University and University of Miami) for being "thugs", "criminals", and the ever so popular "Official supplier to state prisons". Despite having close to 30 arrests since Urban Meyer took over as head coach. University of Miami arrests since Randy Shannon took over? 1-Robert Marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. UM-5 UF-3 FSU-2

Enough said.

Gators fan 1, "Good thing there's no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home."

Gators fan 2, "You mean like Tallahassee and Miami? Yeah, they're just a bunch of thugs and gangsters"

Gators fan 3, "TIM TEBOW!!!!! FLORIDA-TIM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!!-GAT-IM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!ORS!!!"

Hurricanes fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Seminoles fans."

Seminoles fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Hurricanes fans."

by BetterRecord? December 12, 2009

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Get the Florida Gatorsmug.

Florida Gator Roll

When you're getting head and punch the giver in the nose. They clamp on your dick and roll around. You try to see how long you can hang on. You have to beat the death roll.

She was using too much teeth so I popped her in the nose. We ended up doing the Florida Gator Roll.

by Daytona Tomato October 19, 2018

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