Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.

Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!

by Preguiça não tem fim April 12, 2018

Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.

Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*

by Tzah September 23, 2007

Floorgasm

When having an orgasim, you spaz out fall out of bed and finish cuming on the floor.

Guy A "Fuck my back hurts."
Guy B "What happened?"
Guy A "I was fucking my girlfriend and had a huge floorgasm and landed right on my back."

by Dr. Mcjesus January 19, 2010

Floorgasm

An orgasm that takes place on the floor; inside or outside.

Sally and Joe had a floorgasm in Bob's house.

by Florgm May 9, 2007

Floorgasm

A highly sexual pose, used often in modeling, dance and gymnastics, mostly by women. It requires lying face up on the floor, with the back arched and head back, the toes pointed down, and the legs independently writhing up and down. Commonly the legs are together, with the thighs rubbing against each other, but sometimes can be performed with the writhing legs spread wide open as well.

Suggests pleasure or orgasm, although can also be used to suggest pain.

Also known as "The Writhing Goddess" pose.

She fell down on her back and had a floorgasm after the stage hypnotist gave her an orgasm suggestion.

by dancergirl77 March 28, 2010

Floorgasm

When a person, male or female, is knocked to the ground during the final moments of intercourse.

Dan: Aww yeah, I totally went home with her last night.
Bob: But, why do you have all those bruises on you arms?
Dan: I had a floorgasm...

by Dan Stayt May 12, 2008

floorgasm

When you lose your load from da delight of pressing elevator-buttons.

I've always loved to ride "da Otis invention" any chance I get, but I sure ain't gonna get so stirred up inside dat I'd actually get a floorgasm about it!

by QuacksO January 24, 2022