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flooner

An annoying, dumbfounded person who has no idea of anything and usually acts as if they have a mental disorder.
Bella called Micah a flooner after he had gotten into a silly fistfight with a man at the bar.
by fonnerbooner January 31, 2016
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Urban Dick Flooders

An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.
Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
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Flooder

-n.

1. A single piece of feces left in a toilet left by someone with the intentions of clogging said toilet. (Referring to the act of 'flooding' the toilet)

2. Can be made plural as more people poop in the toilet of interest. (E.g. Double Flooder, Triple Flooder, etc.)
Kevin - "Hey James, let's go drop a Double Flooder in the bathroom during the volleyball game!"

James - "Ahh hell, I could shit out a Quad Flooder by myself after all the Taco Bell we just ate."

Kevin - "Me too, but I have to save some. I told my girlfriend I'd give her a Cleveland Steamer later."
by LetsGetRealWeird July 16, 2014
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Stall Flooder

A certain individual who flushes a clogged toilet in a crowded public restroom, causing poopwater to flood the ground. Usually those in the stalls around this certain individual are forced to abandon their thrones and become very angry. This certain individual will laugh and run away as to escape the ire of his/her victims.
Bob: Ah....I finally get to sit down and empty my bowels

Fred: Haha. I'm going to flush that clogged toilet to piss Bob off.

Flushing sound followed by the sound of cascading water.

Bob: Aaaaaaa!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!! Damn Stall Flooder!!!!
by watchdog101 July 31, 2010
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legion of tubing flooders

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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Flooder

A flooder is the opposite of a drainer (someone who drains the life out of a situation). A flooder fills the moment with any positive character trait... i.e: fun, charm, hilarity etc.
That Beth is a right good laugh, she is top draw, a real grade A flooder!
by Pearl142 December 6, 2011
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flooder

by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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