a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006
competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms - anal, vagina and blowjob! There are also new toys called an artificial vagina.
fuck you bitch, i got a fleshlight.
by IDUNTKNOW October 13, 2007
An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.
It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
by lockboy March 24, 2008
A person, typically a woman, who is only used by a sexual partner as a disposable object with which the user may do as they please. Just like a real fleshlight they are mainly used for pleasure, an advanced form of masturbation that is like sex in every way except that it is not interactive, more just the user doing as they wish with their fleshlight. This person also serves as a container to ejaculate into or onto as the user sees fit.
"yo, Kamron, do you know where I can get a fleshlight?"
" yeah, as a matter of fact I'm speaking to one right now.."
" yeah, as a matter of fact I'm speaking to one right now.."
by DACRAZYTURK September 24, 2015
by Soggybottom March 10, 2019
A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020
by Emperor3434 July 13, 2018