flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

Flaya

Pronounced: /flai-ja/
Originated from Nigeria and Jamaica. A person mostly believed to follow the culture of flying, in a prospect of going higher with dreams.

Jewel is a flaya, he can't be stopped
I'm going to be Flaya, don't look down upon me

by Rasflaya September 4, 2019

flamascap

An unknown quantity of an unknown entity, usually used when the specific name of the item escapes you and the person you are speaking with, but you both know what was intended.

"Bring me that.. whozit.. whatzit.. flamascap thing!"

by beefly75 November 12, 2020

flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

flatasplat

when your wheenis get stuck in a car door the splats all ove making it flat "flatasplat"

james:oh crap
jeff:what happend
james:flatasplat

by kig john November 14, 2016

flaya

A female "playa".

My friend Shalini can charm any guy. She is such a flaya.

by SweetP May 5, 2005