flashlight cop

Security guards who are only equipped with a flashlight and maybe some keys; typically found in malls.

The man was happy to become a flashlight cop, because he would make easy money doing absolutely nothing that was exciting or dangerous.

by wildstyle November 11, 2009

complimentary horror game flashlight

A term popularized by Robert Jay Perez (Kubz Scouts) to reflect upon how a horror game usually gives you a flashlight to use.

This game gives you a complimentary horror game flashlight.

by socksran July 8, 2023

Flashlight

A very complex tool used to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark. You push down on a beautiful black circle to activate your weapon. Once you press the button, a light will come on, scaring all the creepy creatures away!

My brother was lurking in my room. I got scared, so I turned on my flashlight to scare him away.

by OofBanana October 29, 2018

flashlight special

When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.

"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"

by Noster April 28, 2004

flashlight cowboy

A security guard in the south-western united states. more commonly know as a flashlight cop,

"i was having a good time until the flashlight cowboy came along"

by Adonis617 May 20, 2013

Luke’s Flashlight

Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.

Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.

by S onHisBack November 28, 2021

flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009