"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."
by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014
guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"
girl- "sure :D"
guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"
girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"
guy- "bye bitch"
girl- "sure :D"
guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"
girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"
guy- "bye bitch"
by NutzHangLoww February 06, 2014
by barlet February 04, 2014
Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by Docto January 31, 2014
A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.
This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
by A WHITE GUY March 10, 2014
Satans Hell Hole.
"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."
by Ben T Schwartz March 04, 2014
flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.
by I'm flappybird's bitch February 05, 2014