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ned flanders

Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.
FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.
by Brother Number One February 10, 2005
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Flanders

The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.
You are a Lemming??
-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.
by Momma Roach October 9, 2005
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Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!
You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*
by Kammilou May 1, 2022
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stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.
*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006
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Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008
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Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"
"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."
by ladyperc November 17, 2013
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Flendextor

A demon that loves rutabagas and rules over nine realms. He carries a thorn whip and a battle axe. His skin is red and he has massive wings and horns.

He owns a shitty geek app to sell his shitty shit.
"O SHIT, IT'S FLENDEXTOR"

"HELLO MORAL, IT IS ME, FLENDEXTOR, RULER OF NINE REALMS and SOON TO BE 10."

"THE WORLD IS FUCKED."
by Follower of Flendextor June 16, 2018
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