flaker

Flaker is a form for homosexual activity between two person with huge and ugly lip.

Eyh, mofo stop flaking that ass.

by Henrik November 1, 2003

flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012

Flaker

1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.

2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."

It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.

You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!

by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019

Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013

Flaker

Someone who bails or goes completely MIA for events

Where is Irene? Why is she such a flaker? #zerobrotherhood

by Flaker879 February 10, 2015

flakers

the 2011 lakers team that is usually good but acted like flakes and got swept by the mavericks 4-0

George: damn, the lakers lost to some random team in India!
Jamal: Those damn lakers, more like Flakers!

by sigga the second bappi June 5, 2011