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New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.
by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020
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High Five Friday

In these troubled times in which we live, we are constantly searching for that one moment of pure joy that can uplift our spirits and bring them to a higher plane. People have sought for centuries that one golden flash of brilliance that would justify their lives, the arrow that would soar into the heart of darkness and vanquish the malevolent vortex that drains the very soul of mankind. We have known of and guarded this provenance of enlightenment for generations, and it is now time for destiny to unfold and unleash this power upon the masses. Of course you know of what we speak: THE HIGH-FIVE!!!
"Dude,you going to High Five Friday?!?!"

"You know it!!!"
by Geoff Enright February 27, 2008
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Detroit High-Five

A mixed drink comprised of Faygo Orange pop and Mohawk Tequila. Plentiful in the Cass Corridor, it is (more or less) the reason Wayne State University has such a low graduation rate.

Its popularity is also directly correlated with unemployment as the drink has become the ironic favorite of former Big Three employees.
Dan: Why is Raj trying to scale Heidelberg Project?
Lou: He passed his Urban Planning exam so we each gave him a Detroit High-Five.

Former GM Employee: It's the second anniversary of my pink slip.
Former Ford Employee: Detroit High-Fives.
by SSicken January 15, 2011
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High Five Hogroast

The act of 2 people perfoming penatrative and oral sex with a third person whilst at the same time high fiving.
I wonder if she would allow us to give her a "High Five Hogroast"
by Dirk The Diggler December 9, 2008
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Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009
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Jeremy Corbyn high five

I was with this girl last night and gave her a Jeremy Corbyn high five. She loved it!
by Pumpychef June 9, 2017
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Mike's High Five

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.
Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!
by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009
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