Skip to main content

so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.
Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!
by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003
mugGet the so five minutes ago mug.

In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!
Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.
mugGet the In five minutes mug.

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
mugGet the Football Five Minutes mug.

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.
"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".
by larrydart January 30, 2009
mugGet the Texas five minutes mug.

Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes
by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016
mugGet the Your mum for five minutes mug.

Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018
mugGet the Back in five Minutes mug.
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email