so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 12, 2018

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.

"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"

by TheVondellian May 22, 2021

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.

"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".

by larrydart January 30, 2009

Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016

Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes

Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes

Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025