1. basically means a hat, or a cap, that is matching your clothing and it the right size for your head
Yo mama is fitted on my dick!!
by Detroit Playas October 3, 2003
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(adj.) to be cool, crunk, or expressing qualities of coolness and crunkness i.e. fresh, hot, the shit, etc.
(n.) popular
Stay fitted.

Ay brah, them jeans is fitted.

That's fitted.

The fitted always talked about in highschool
by coolranchie April 16, 2009
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Adjective used (primarily by women) to describe clothing that is extremely tight, typically covering bare skin, yet leaving very little to the imagination. It is intended to apply to situations where the subject woman wears the subject clothing in a business or office environment where it is borderline inappropriate, yet the woman is trying to legitimize the article of clothing.
Man to woman - Your shirt is tight, I can see your nipples popping out of your chest!

Woman to man - No, it's fitted. My jeans, on the other hand, now those are tight.
by Tyler M299 April 9, 2008
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a retarded ass gimmick kids with slow cars use to make their cars even slower. They are hardly better than a ricer as they use visual aid to pump up their gangsta level. In reality they are completely ruining the geometry of the car, and putting unwarranted stress on many parts.

This usually consists of dropping the cars ride height much lower than what their suspension & subframe can handle.
They then put large heavy wheels to fill wheel gap, along with tires much too small both in width and sidewall to where the outer lip of the wheel sticks out of the tire bead.
Lastly instead of correcting unwanted toe and camber, they actually increase it to the breaking point.
Now they are ready to cruise at 15 mph and show how flush their car is.
Hey check out that volkswagen/lexus, it is so fitted it broke it's control arms, and the rubber bands called tires have ripped completely off!
by Turbo M3 March 18, 2011
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The exact opposite of sharted. To go to the bathroom expecting to shit, and ending up farting.
Man, I hate it when you go to the bathroom and do nothing but fit.
by Lowlander February 19, 2005
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A fictious internet show frequently mentioned by the Cinema Snob involving the host shoving various items up his ass and gauging if it fits well or not
"Hey John did you catch the last episode of Will It Fit?"

"Yeah he shoved a can of soup up his ass."
by Dutch Model 2179 December 5, 2017
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