Skip to main content

Firestorm

A pissed off bitch you shouldn't try to fuck with.
That firestorm so 🔥 I can't see my wallet.
by Maryofmagdelene June 17, 2018
mugGet the Firestormmug.

Firestorm

Jerking off while your pubic hair is red thus creating an effect to lokk look like there is a storm.
I was in the bathroom this morning making a Firestorm.
by heterostraiteral November 5, 2006
mugGet the Firestormmug.

Firestorm

A gayed guy who's like to bitch you all the time
Firestorm!
by i got u October 17, 2003
mugGet the Firestormmug.

Firestorm

newb, talks way too much shit, bandwagoning cock rider
That Firestorm trolls forums
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
mugGet the Firestormmug.

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.
My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!
by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014
mugGet the alaskan firestormmug.

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.
Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.
by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006
mugGet the diarrhea firestormmug.

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge
"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
by nohballs December 5, 2019
mugGet the Fecal Firestormmug.

Share this definition