Fired Up A Sock

When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.

Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......

by a drew March 3, 2010

Fire Up the Delorean

A phrase used when one realizes 4:20 has passed and participants decide to set the clock back to 4:20 before lighting up everyone's favorite recreational drug.

Oh, crap. It's 4:21. Guess we'll fire up the delorean before lighting this bowl.

by Dearest Prudence September 23, 2012

fire up friday

An age old custom for stoners to smoke marijuana with gusto on Friday because it rhymes slightly with the word fire.

I got the bud, you coming to "fire up Friday" at my house?

by Limbo December 3, 2005

fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010

firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010

firing up the brown engine

A stentorian emission of flatulence.

Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?

by fo-sho August 15, 2005