Get the fipsinator mug.Fake hipsters. They look the same, dress the same but in real life they are actually just like the majority, some regular boring job, no political opinion on anything or any sense of creativity.
Check out that guy with the hat and the greasy beard, he must be working for Google or something. He works with my dad in the post office as a clerk - classic fipster!
by ceraZaz May 2, 2011
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A furry hipster. A furry who pretends he or she is too cool for the furry fandom. Fipsters, when they attend conventions, will hang out in the lobby of the hotel and make a deliberate effort to appear bored and disinterested. When asked why they are attending a fur con they will say that there are here “ironically” or “just checking out the freaks.” All characteristics of normal hipsters apply to fipsters as well.
“Who are those guys over on the couches who keep smirking at everyone? They’ve been there all day and they don’t have badges either.”
“…forget them, they’re just fipsters.”
“…forget them, they’re just fipsters.”
by Connner15 February 1, 2009
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Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. Condescending, rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would appreciate but everyone just thinks is retarded, like goosebumps books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A self absorbed ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.
Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. Condescending, rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would appreciate but everyone just thinks is retarded, like goosebumps books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A self absorbed ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.
CC is such a Fipster!
That retard thinks he's a hipster. Total Fipster.
"He says he loves Muse but I found Call Me Maybe on his Ipod....Yeah, he's definte Fipster."
"When I asked him what's his favourite Tom Waits song he couldn't answer me. Total Fipster."
That retard thinks he's a hipster. Total Fipster.
"He says he loves Muse but I found Call Me Maybe on his Ipod....Yeah, he's definte Fipster."
"When I asked him what's his favourite Tom Waits song he couldn't answer me. Total Fipster."
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Get the Fipster mug.when one finds oneself without bog-roll having 'rroea'd (diarrhoea'ed) and one must simply twiddle one's thumbs and merrily wait for one's stools to dry, harden, and cling to one's anal whiskers. The waiting period can be anything from half an hour to forty five minutes depending on various factors, including solidity, quantity and patience. Afterward, having found the appropriate tool to extract the unwanted hunks, this act will be known as Fipsiing.
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