Carly Fiorina

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate

Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."

by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

The Carly Fiorina

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.

Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."

by DMGUSA August 21, 2017

Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.

Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?

by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022

Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012

Rick Ford

From the movie 'Spy';someone who claims he /she can do close-to-impossible things

Dude 1:Hey man,you heard that bro over there died for five minutes then came back to life?

Dude 2: Hahaha bruh dont mess with him...he's Rick Ford

by KushShady May 10, 2016

Fiorella

Fiorella is legit the hottest girl you will ever see

shes thicc asf and no cap she has the best personality and everything you will ever see
she innocent but everyone think shes freaky as hell
shes a latina and you cannot mess wit her
shes smart, funny,sexy, and just perfect
no one is better then her

she will do anything for you

she is amazing. appreciate her and cherish her until the day you die

treat her like the queen she fucking is

Joaquin: bro that girl is fine af

alejandro: ik dude thas Fiorella
Joaquin: no wonder shes perfect

by lailasolano October 14, 2018

Ford Middle School

Ford Middle School is filled with thirsty hoes, and white boys who say the n word, ratchet bitches that think they the shit cause they have sum ass, and student athletes that think they the shit because they made the bb team but yet they made c team... but Mr.David Thic

I went to Ford Middle School it sucks

by allenuser42069 May 22, 2019