FFB

Abbreviation for fatso fatty butt. A fatty with a big booty or fat ass. A lardass.
Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."

Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."

Guy #1: "Really?"

Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.
by PMax March 07, 2008
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Matt Hey! Look at those girls.
David Yeah, they're like total BFF's.
Sara Actually, we prefer... FFB's.
Matt and David What!?
Sara and Taylor FREAKIN' FRIENDS BABY!!
by abby love February 17, 2010
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We'll always be BFF not FFB....
by starry9 August 30, 2011
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Girl: "Ow, my ass is sore."
Guy: "Sorry about that FFB last night."
by EasyC May 10, 2010
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For a "friend with fringe benefits".

A close friend of either sex, who is very intimate, not in as commited a relationship as marriage but not excluding to have all the benefits of a marriage such as cohabiting, sharing confidences, etc.

Some explanation:

It started out between my friend and me, as not wanting to call our relationship just 'friendship'. Besides, we had our families, work and other commitments of social construct independent from and of each other. And we were too 'old' or 'old-fashined' to use the term boy friend/girlfriend, but not old fashioned enough to be prudish about a sexual relationship that happens when you meet someone 'special'. Hence we were 'friends' but having a variety of 'fringe benefits'!
We are FFB's who love to travel together frequently, but return to our families and all our other regular activites.
by VBangalore April 01, 2011
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Person 1: Did you end up working last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was friggin' fuckin' bullshit!

FFBS is fun to say.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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FFB Fuck Facebook

yea...facebook sucks the cock, it never works right
"Damnit! None of my coments are showing up and my internet explorer just shit the bed! FFB!"
by Twanner January 27, 2010
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