femurgasm

when you grab someone in the muscles right above their knee on the right and left sides while they aren't expecting it. it can be very shocking. almost orgasmic.
(you cant do it to yourself, so dont even try)

Note: not a sexual act

that dude pissed me off, so i gave him multiple femurgasms while he was sleeping.

by jax900 February 27, 2005

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Femur Fuck

The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.

Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

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femurary

Femuary is like movember but for women. We don't shave our legs, armpits, etc.. for all of Feburary. The reason? to bring about the awareness that women don't actually need to shave. Hair is natural. If men don't shave their faces, the consequences are minimal.. Maybe they will have difficulty getting a job or picking up girls. If women don't shave their legs, everyone stares. Why is that? Hair is natural. Let yourself be free for Femuary!

"Why are there so many hair girls lately!?"
"Because it's Femurary!"

by meowxox November 10, 2013

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Femmromatic

A romantic orientation where one is solely attracted to members of the more feminine side of the gender spectrum (females, demigirls) or to people whose gender identity somewhat includes the feminine side of the spectrum (genderfluid, genderflux between female and x, bigender)
Gender presentation is not a factor in attraction so a femmro (short for Femmromatic) could be attracted to someone tomboyish but not to a feminine presenting male.

Me: there's no existing named romantic orientation that fits me, I'll just make my own
Friend: fun, what'll ya call it?
Me: hmmm Femmromatic because.....
Narrator: and this is how the term Femmromatic came to be

by Femmromatic Aceby October 12, 2020

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