A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
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These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.
Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.
Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009
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by Jonathan Bardin May 28, 2006
Get the felter mug.Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.
Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!
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Get the Femeter mug.When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.
‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`
‘Felsted prick`
‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`
‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’
‘Felsted prick`
‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`
‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’
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