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Verbally fed: To burn someone, beat them. Synonyms being; owned, burn, pwned

Psychically: Punch someone in the mouth repeatedly whilst screaming 'dental appointment'
Person 1: Wow did you see what happened to that girl!?
Person 2: I know right she got so fed!
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Acronym for "frustrated, envious, disappointed." Can be used as a v., adv., adj. "Fedder," (n. form). Shares with, say, cleave (adhere to) and cleave (divide)in that being fed (a state of emotion) leads to unhappiness, whereas being fed (with food, for example) is a way to happiness.
"Fed you!" (A variation on the old Chinese curse, "May you live in an interesting time.")
"That employee is a fedder." (Said of a disgruntled, always complaining person.)
"They always act in a fedly way." (Said of a group that puts a bad face forward, whatever the situation.)
"To fed or not to fed, that is the question." (Said of a person who isn't sure how to respond to a situation that allows for both praise and condemnation.)
"A very fed person . . ."
"You know, he preaches fedism as a normal consequence of the human condition." (As well, he's a feddist.)
"Hey, let's pool our federation and go on strike."
"Fed up?" Change your b/partner/computer system.
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Man.. that's just FED
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a child molester ; someone who sexualy assaults young people (under age people)
Oh my gosh, a fed just raped me.
A fed lives on my block, why didnt the government tell me?
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Short for federal, referring to an employee or agency of the federal government. Traditionally associated with the FBI, a fed, or the feds (not to be confused with the Fed), can typically be used when referencing any formal apparatus of the federal government. Informally, fed can be used as a derogatory insult for an untrustworthy or un-loyal individual.
The feds audited the business and monitored their regulatory practices.

That boy gives me a weird feeling, he a fed.
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Slang for an agent from the FBI.
I was caught by the feds on Saturday.
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