fece flakes

The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.

Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?

by Stazzi;) January 15, 2018

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

fece-faced

1.
An extreme level of Inebriation

He was so fece-faced when he got stopped by the Police that he could hardly speak.

by LawB March 30, 2015

Fece chord

A chord of fece.

Wasting time.

"Dammit, they need to hurry up! They're taking their damn time....fece chordin' it.."


Dont' whip me with that fece chord!

by lisa June 1, 2004

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

lay a fece

verb:
the act of defecating

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."

by SkinnyFrog December 10, 2002

Toss the Fece

A catchphrase coined by the boys when one wants fecal matter tossed to them, usually for comedic purposes.

AYYYOOO CAN YOU TOSS THE FECEEEEE??!!

Yo when you’re done in there can you give the Fece a toss Dan??

Yo give the Fece a tosssss

by Chevy Cruz October 31, 2022