big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

by jockerty May 2, 2019

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake July 17, 2016

like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax February 19, 2009

like a fat kid likes cake

The amount of something, usually meaning a lot.

I love you like a fat kid likes cake!! <3

by NotTheFatKid December 7, 2010

i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..

"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"

by jana-banana January 12, 2009

i love you more then a fat kid loves cake

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other

"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"

by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010

Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure

Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"

by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021