Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

fapstation

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.

This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.

by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

Fassdong

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).

Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.

by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Fassad

Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.

"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"

by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019

fagstacles

People, places, things, or events that get in one's way which are gay; either literally or figuratively.

There exist many fagstacles along the road of life.

by HomegirlBooty March 31, 2023

mike faist

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.

Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.

by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017

Fapstagram

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.

Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.

by longshottie August 19, 2013