fasian

noun - a fat asain drunk hookup

I got so wasted that I hooked up with a Fasian!

by Quagmire Colleen March 9, 2011

fasian

a fat asian girl that has applied as a wiatress.

hey check out the new waitress. The fasian will need extra dressing on her salad.

by b.groovy May 24, 2006

Fasian

1. A fake Asian.

2. One of Asian decent who does not posses any of the stereotypical Asian qualities, such as liking anime, driving an import, liking Asian food, being extraordinarily gifted, or speaking his native language.

Bob: Dude, Wong-Lee is so dumb and he doesn't even drive a Honda.

Rick: Yeah, he's a total fasian.

by wongwong44 October 28, 2011

Fasian

A more than fat asian chick.

Richie: Who was waiting for their ride?
Chris: Oh it was just the fasain.
Richie: The fasain???
Chris: Yeah you know a fat asian.

by Count Dino / Weezer December 8, 2004

Fasian

A Asian that is not a real Asian. Usually can not speak his language, use chopsticks, and is bad at math. A disgrace to his whole entire dynasty.

Man that Austin kid is one Fasian!

by ISeriouslyHaveNoFriends May 19, 2011

Fasian

A word used to describe a place or company (usually a restaurant) that represents itself as promoting a certain specific Asian culture (usually an East Asian culture — Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc.) but actually just combines all of them

Taylor: Oh man, I''m craving Chinese food tonight. How about China Garden?

Bailey: Sure thing, but do you mean actual Chinese or fasian?

Taylor: Fasian?

Bailey: Yeah, China Garden is straight up fasian. They say they're Chinese, but they offer stuff like Udon, Krab Ragoon, Vermicelli, and Kimchi.

Taylor: Oh yeah, I'm down for fasian all the way— I want that good Hibachi fried rice special!

by pcsforthosebamfs June 8, 2017

Fasian

An attractive person of Asian origin. A fit-asian.

Dude, check out that Indian girl, hot!
Yep, she's definitely a Fasian!

by ReemDude June 9, 2011